Celebrity Baby Names

So, apparently singer Michelle Branch gave birth to her first child, Owen, the other day. By the way, Owen is a GIRL. Why is it that celebrities give their children such stupid names? This is something they will have to live with for the rest of their lives, or at least until they are old enough to change it. Owen wouldn’t really be that bad if the poor baby had been a boy. Other celebrities have even more interesting baby naming ideas.

Gwyneth Paltrow’s daughter, Apple

Courtney Cox and David Arquette’s daughter, Coco

Demi Moore and Bruce Willis’ daughters, Rumer Glenn, Scout LaRue, and Tallulah Belle

Sylvester Stallone’s son, Sage Moon Blood

Shannyn Sosamon’s son, Audio Science

Rachel Griffiths’ son, Banjo

Toni Braxton’s sons, Denim and Diezel

Erykah Badu’s son, Seven, and daughter, Puma

Forrest Whitaker’s daughters, Sonnet and True, and son, Ocean

And then of course there’s George Foreman who just named all of his children George. I’m not saying you have to name your kids John and Mary or something plain like that, but at least try to give them a name that won’t embarrass them throughout school. Kids can be mean!